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one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
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It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
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when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:
this gif applies to so much of life, really
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