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snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

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upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

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pizzaforpresident:

The new Hangover Part III poster is awfully familiar.

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darrynek:

but can bob the builder fix his crumbling marriage

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punkmonksteven:

[x]

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everydayimwholockin:

when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:

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this gif applies to so much of life, really

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