May 2013
70 posts
everydayimwholockin:
when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:
this gif applies to so much of life, really
chekhov:
Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
glitterweave:
when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head
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momol →
bless my soul
herc is on a roll
When I have to send apology texts for being a hot...
whatshouldbetchescallme:
passion:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls
oohtheyhavenibbles:
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
poopinginschool:
interviewer: any special talents?
me:
happily-hatemarried:
what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
naotarou:
When your nose is blocked but runny at the same time
lalalafrickyou:
bloody-nips:
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
